The date and time it is minus December 29th, 1991 at approximately seven o'clock in the morning equals my age.
I have a wonderful boyfriend named Jeff who is my everything.
I have an obsession with Marilyn Manson, Motionless in White, astronomy, science in general, and Stephen Hawking.
I am a physics major, astronomy minor, and I play the piano.
I love heavy metal.
I'll beat you in chess.
My personality type is INTJ.
I'm a raw vegan and I don't have a religion.
I am very misanthropic.
I'm chronically anorexic.
I would waste time telling you about who I am, yet I'd rather you find out by yourself.
On top of all of that, I’m saving up for a fucking macbook since this laptop fucking sucks, and I need it for college, and I don’t have the fucking money to spend on clothes, which sucks because all of my clothes are too fucking big on me. I’m sorry, mom, but I don’t fucking fit into a size 3 anymore. I can’t wear half of my jeans, and I only have like 2 pairs of decent shoes to wear during the fall/ winter and I don’t have the fucking money to spend on other ones, and I’m sick of my mom bitching at me and telling me how stupid I dress. Seriously, fucking send me to Florida then where I can wear all of my nice summery clothing that I spent a fucking fortune on due to the fact that I was planing on moving down there for good 2 fucking years ago until I had to withdraw from college down there due to fucking medical reasons thanks to anorexia! Goddamnit, I fucking hate New York, I hate the cold, I hate fall, I hate winter, and I fucking hate clothing.
Phrase- Hello! How are you?
What it means to a normal person- Hello! How are you?
What it means to me- I am unsure on how to navigate this conversation in the right direction, so I will ask a meaningless three worded question, as to which, the answer doesn’t even matter to me.
Phrase- How’s the weather?
Normal person’s answer- It seems to be a nice day out today.
My answer- To be honest, the current status of the earth’s atmospheric war to reach a state of equilibrium that will not be reached until the earth completely denigrates into the universe and no longer is of existence doesn’t interest me much. If you wish to know how the weather is, I suggest you look out of your window, and observe with your limited human senses.
Phrase- What are you up to?
Normal person- Nothing much, you?
Me- I am currently up to inhaling reasonable amounts of oxygen, and exhaling usable carbon dioxide that will most likely benefit the bamboo plant in my room. Now I am looking at my bamboo plant and thinking about how awesome it is that plants don’t have to worry about having eating disorders considering plants just photosynthesize.
